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The next morning, the CEO asked him how he enjoyed it, and he was handed a report, which read as follows: For a considerable period, the oboe players had nothing to do.

Their number should be reduced, and their work spread over the whole orchestra, thus avoiding peaks of inactivity. This seems unnecessary duplication, and the staff of this section should be drastically cut.

The Height Of A Flagpole A group of managers were given the assignment of measuring the height of a flagpole.

So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures and they’re struggling to get the correct measurement; dropping the tape measures and falling off the ladders.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!

The Railroad Department heard of this device and decided to use it for testing a windshield on a locomotive they were developing.This seems an excessive refinement, and it is recommended that all notes be rounded up to the nearest semiquaver.No useful purpose is served by repeating with horns the passage that has already been handled by the strings.A tester comes along and sees what they’re trying to do, walks over, pulls down the flagpole, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.After the tester is gone, one manager turns to another and laughs, “Isn’t that just like a tester?

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